A Bored struggling writer finds himself not only with a new career, but also with a girlfriend who is just 'out of this world'. What could go wrong? As it happens, in the lteral blinking of an eye, he finds himself at the North Pole. How could he explain the rapid weight gain, the strange assistants who spoke only telepathically, and then of course, the elves. Don't be fooled though, this is not your average 'Santa for a day' adventure and, oh yes, and not bedside reading for little children.