Frankfort Petersen

Asphalt Apostles: A Frank Peniston Mystery (Frank Peniston Mysteries, #17) (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

What if your detective novel traded magnifying glasses for nitrous oxide?

Frank Peniston isn't your average small-town sleuth. He's a mustached vigilante with a spray-painted Chevy Malibu, a toolkit full of absurd gadgets, and a habit of turning quiet crimes into demolition derbies. When a neon-lit cult called the Asphalt Apostles builds their "Holy Parking Lot," Frank faces his strangest case yet:

• Cult sermons disguised as drag races
• Communion wafers made of asphalt shingles
• A dangerous femme fatale named Cherry Clutch
• Explosions, gadget-fueled chaos, and yes... Limp Bizkit

With his sidekick Ronald scribbling lawnmower diagrams instead of plans, Frank dives headfirst into an unhinged crime thriller that's half mystery, half action comedy, and all satire.

Fans of Carl Hiaasen, Christopher Moore, and noir parodies will laugh, cringe, and redline right alongside Frank. Because in Welvin, Massachusetts... justice doesn't just roll. It redlines.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Glass Mammoth Publishing
• Erscheinungstermin: 2. September 2025
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798231574971
• Artikelnr.: 75365196

Autorenporträt

Frankfort Petersén known to local legend as Frank is a former crossing guard who gained notoriety after preventing a parade float from colliding with an ice cream truck using only a whistle and a dream. Now semi-retired (by court suggestion), Frank documents his totally real investigations in a series of books that critics are generously calling "memoirs" and his ex-wife bluntly calls "a prolonged delusion."

He resides in Welvin, Massachusetts with his angelfish Fitch, his modified Glock, and a growing collection of meticulously sharpened pine needles.

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