Roy English

Don't Whiz on an Electric Fence (eBook, ePUB)

Grandpa's Country Wisdom

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

The author of Advice from a Country Farmerand When I Am an Old Cootdrops some commonsensical knowledge on country folk everywhere. Henry Ward Beecher said "the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next." That said, these pocket-sized humor books pack quite a bit of punch-lines that is. With more than 1.5 million copies in print, an all-new look will leave a whole new generation in stitches! From grandpa's mouth to his ears, former judge Roy English shares what he's learned about life, success, and farm animals.

• "Don't name a pig you plan to eat."
• "Early to bed and early to rise will pretty much shut down the domino game."
• "Trouble is a private thing; don't lend it, and don't borrow it."
• "Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong."
• "The weather can make a farmer look mighty smart, or mighty dumb."

"Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce."

Produktdetails

• Verlag: Gibbs Smith
• Seitenzahl: 128
• Erscheinungstermin: 29. Mai 2020
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9781423613022
• Artikelnr.: 40468599

Autorenporträt

Roy English is the author of When I am an Old Coot. In his former lives, he was a state legislator and a judge. He lives in Texas.