Neil J Milliner

How To Train Your Human: A Cat's Guide to Feline Mastery (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

Your cat has read this book. Now it's your turn.

In How to Train Your Human: A Cat's Guide to Feline Mastery, the tables are turned-and the litter box is optional. Narrated by a delightfully smug feline life coach, this satirical guide offers a whisker-sharp look at the art of human manipulation, from the strategic 3 a.m. zoomies to the power of a well-timed purr. Whether you're a seasoned cat servant or a rookie still clinging to the illusion of control, this book will leave you laughing, nodding, and nervously checking your cat's search history.

Packed with "training exercises," passive-aggressive commentary, and emotionally manipulative meow scripts, this is more than a parody-it's a love letter to the mysterious, maddening, and magical bond between cats and their humans. Beneath the humor lies a tender truth: cats don't just own our homes-they own our hearts.

Perfect for readers who adore The Secret Life of Pets, Grumpy Cat, or Cat vs. Human, this book is a must-have for anyone who's ever asked, "Do I live with a cat... or for one?"

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Neil J Milliner
• Erscheinungstermin: 24. August 2025
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798231342440
• Artikelnr.: 75276020

Autorenporträt

Neil TheFreeMan Milliner here. Poet, musician, songwriter. I hail from Queensland, Australia. Born and raised mostly in small country towns where sometimes my mother used to play piano for the dances and weddings. I play organ and keyboards myself and have made hundreds of covers and backing tracks for all the old favorites and some recent big hits that I like. This is my second book of poetry .