David Jonesy

How to Win Friends and Not Eat People (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

How to Win Friends and Not Eat People: A Survival Guide for the Charming Cannibal in All of Us
By David Jonesy

Congratulations! You've survived the collapse of civilization, narrowly escaped becoming a midnight snack, and now you're faced with your greatest challenge yet: social interaction in the age of the undead.

How to Win Friends and Not Eat People is the ultimate zombie apocalypse self-help guide, packed with dark humour, questionable wisdom, and genuinely useful tips for surviving, thriving, and not becoming "that guy" who hoards the last tin of beans.

Inside you'll learn:

• How to build trust in a world where eye contact is rare and crossbows are common
• Whether your dog is a lovable companion or a tactical liability
• What to wear when civilization is optional
• The fine line between a cult and a "very enthusiastic community"
• And why duct tape can fix anything... except your emotional baggage

Whether you're an anxious survivor, a reluctant leader, or just someone who needs a laugh between zombie ambushes, this guide will help you stay humanwithout becoming dinner.

Perfect for fans of The Zombie Survival Guide, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and mildly unhinged life advice.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: David Jonesy
• Erscheinungstermin: 9. April 2025
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798224555963
• Artikelnr.: 73821403