Frankfort Petersen

Strings Attached: A Frank Peniston Mystery (Frank Peniston Mysteries, #16) (eBook, ePUB)

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Produktbeschreibung

Frank Peniston wanted a cassette deck. He got a guitar that summoned aliens.

When Frank stumbles onto a flame-painted pawn shop guitar, his sloppy nu-metal riff accidentally awakens the Chord of Summoning - and with it, two opposing forces: the neon-scaled guardians of harmony, and the jagged, amp-headed invaders known as the Dissonants.

Now Welvin, Massachusetts has become the front row seat for a cosmic battle of music and noise. With Ronald pounding alien bongos like a caffeinated Ringo Starr and Frank thrashing through riffs he barely understands, they must master the Song of Shielding before the Dissonants reduce the world to static.

Training montages, UFO shootouts, Limp Bizkit-powered gadgetry, and a sex scene that doubles as cosmic resonance - it all builds to a stadium-sized showdown at Welvin High's football field, where riffs and bullets fly in equal measure.

From Frankfort Petersén, Book 16 of the Frank Peniston Mysteries cranks the absurd noir satire to eleven: a pulp-thriller parody where guitars are weapons, gadgets run on duct tape and spite, and the truth always plays out of tune.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Glass Mammoth Publishing
• Erscheinungstermin: 29. August 2025
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798224148646
• Artikelnr.: 75319024

Autorenporträt

Frankfort Petersén known to local legend as Frank is a former crossing guard who gained notoriety after preventing a parade float from colliding with an ice cream truck using only a whistle and a dream. Now semi-retired (by court suggestion), Frank documents his totally real investigations in a series of books that critics are generously calling "memoirs" and his ex-wife bluntly calls "a prolonged delusion."

He resides in Welvin, Massachusetts with his angelfish Fitch, his modified Glock, and a growing collection of meticulously sharpened pine needles.

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