Joan Rockets

These Saucepans are out of this World (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

An inter-planetary saucy story for grown-ups

When NonStick34 is sent to DustbinFailure1 after the shame of Elbrim5, things seem grim.

But a few centuries of being held by the hands of generations and a surprise in the bedroom, the intergalactic explorer decides to stay put.

But what will the Cupboard Council make of it? BigSaucepan5 is NonStick34's handler who hears first handle the account of life beneath the bedsprings and more importantly, life above them and the squeaking coils this seductively makes!

NonStick34 makes BigSaucepan5 an offer, and there's no way Big5 will stay put with an offer like that!

Finding out the hard way may be the only way for the extra-terrestrial steam digester to discover the truth of the revelation the embedded pan is reporting.

But where will all of this leave NonStick34 after bemblehandles of work here on earth?

Find out in Joan Rockets' first book, a short and unusual story for grown-ups.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Joan Rockets
• Erscheinungstermin: 18. November 2024
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798230863762
• Artikelnr.: 72326212

Autorenporträt

I've always enjoyed writing.

And the seamier side of life has always appealed to me, but then so has the warmth of shared values emerging through comedy and romance. It always seemed to me that there was something to be found giggling between the sheets. Private delicacies and fancies can often be an ill fit to what we see around us as being acceptable or popular. Competitive coitus is not something which addresses our true identities it seems to me and yet coitus and its close friends, and the pleasures surrounding it matter to many of us. Certainly they do to me and I think perhaps to you, too, for having read this far.

I write to explore myself, to reflect, respect and give to the air my own experiences albeit somewhat disguised as events in the stories. More accurately, one can have a great deal in common with someone who is outwardly and behaviourally very different from oneself. So, it is with the nature of what you read by me and me. Perhaps you too. Few of us have engaged with kitchenware in the manner of Tina in 'These Saucepans are out of this World!" and yet their joint experiences may not be far from similarly-spirited events near to hand for many of us . . .

I have enjoyed my experiences of the gutter alone and accompanied, and have chortled as well as sighed along the way.

We live in a complicated and often oppressive world and so to speak of love in its sensually pleasurable and emotionally warm and also at times humorous ways is something I try to do.

Finally, to add some details, my ebooks are not put together using technological programmes or applications that straighten my wavering lines, nor do I use photos taken by other people. And so my ebooks may contain an error, or appear a bit disorderly, lacking any kind of commercial branding characteristics beyond sensible similarities to make things recognisable. I do hope so. Appearing to be professional in the sense which that word is too often used would be the last of my intentions.

I do hope you enjoy my ebooks and find them to be welcome in your life. There is beauty and kindly given and received pleasures to experience beneath our noses if only we notice . . . if only we are lucky.

Saucy but Sweet Inner Worlds (hopefully).

Warm Regards - Joan