Tsarina Publishing, Robert Grysha

How to Wash a Red Apple. Absurdly Serious Instructions for Predictable Scenarios (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

What do washing an apple and saving the world have in common? More than you think. How to Wash a Red Apple is the definitive field manual from O.O.P.S. - the Organization for the Observation of Predictable Scenarios - an institution that treats toaster etiquette, emergency spoon substitution, and proper light-switch diplomacy as matters of grave public interest. The real antagonist is everyday routine: the tiny, unquestioned behaviors that, left unchecked, dull our senses and make life... predictable. This book's MacGuffin is its arsenal of protocols: crisp, faux-scientific, step-by-step instructions that make the mundane read like a mission brief. Each short chapter includes operational steps, a mock-research aside, and a final "FOR REFLECTION" that flips the ordinary into the absurdly profound. What you gain: sharp, dry humor; shareable lines and images ideal for gifts and social posts; a new way to look at the things you do on autopilot. What you lose if you ignore it: the opportunity to laugh at how seriously life can be taken when framed as procedure. Perfect for lovers of parody manuals, deadpan satire, and novelty gift books for coworkers and friends. CTA: Add O.O.P.S. to your shelf - open a protocol and give your routine a proper investigation.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Tsarina Publishing
• Erscheinungstermin: 27. September 2025
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798232319342
• Artikelnr.: 75642331