Thinking about moving to France? Excellent choice. Now let's make sure you survive it with your sanity, and your sense of humor, intact. Get Frenched is not another dreamy memoir about sipping wine in Provence or a sterile checklist of visa paperwork. It's the first brutally honest moving-to-France guide that's actually fun to read. It's for anyone ready to blow up their life (in the best way possible) and start fresh. Blending real-life stories, practical steps, and a generous side of sarcasm, Paul Blanchard shows you the unvarnished truth about making this leap - from blankly staring at mystery produce in a French grocery store to surviving the administrative maze without faking your own death for the insurance payout. Inside, you'll get: Proven, accurate steps for visas, banking, healthcare, housing, and settling inCultural curveballs explained, so they surprise you less and amuse you more Common mistakes (his) so they don't become yours Clear structure and zero sugarcoating - and zero boredom This isn't make believe. It's the real blueprint Paul wishes he'd had. It's packed with the hard details and honest screw-ups that make it both reliable and impossible to put down. If you've been dreaming about life abroad but need an actual guide that won't bore you to death, this is it. France is calling. Bring your sense of humor.