What if your dating life was so insane, you had enough stories for ten lifetimes? Meet Johnny Depth - a seasoned Palm Beach player who's survived over a thousand first dates... and lived to tell every shocking, hilarious, and brutally honest lesson he learned along the way. ¿ Two dates a week for years. ¿ Only 5% made it to a second date. ¿ Just 2% turned into something real. ¿ Zero regrets. From gold diggers to heartbreakers, from the high-maintenance princess to the low-key genius who got away - Johnny lifts the curtain on the modern dating circus with sharp wit and unfiltered truths you won't find in any mainstream "relationship" book. If you're a man tired of the games, a woman curious about what men really think, or just a voyeur who loves true dating war stories - this book is for you. Inside, you'll discover:The subtle art of never being someone's free meal ticket How to see red flags before they drain your wallet & sanity Real confessions: the funniest, worst, and most unexpected dates ever Why most men lose power - and how to never be that guy A masterclass in walking away with your pride (and wallet) intact Swipe, laugh, nod - and maybe change how you play the game. Because in the dating jungle, the player with the sharpest mind always survives. Buy 1000 First Dates now - and see if you'd survive a night out with Johnny Depth. Swipe. Date. Repeat.