251 Excuses Every Golfer Needs to Know! - Woods, Ricky
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The Only Golf Book That Improves Your Excuses... Not Your Swing Every golfer knows the truth: blaming yourself is the one thing that's never in play. The Golfers' Guide to Excuses is the ultimate laugh-out-loud manual for turning every shank, slice, and topped shot into a story worth telling. Packed with over 250 brilliantly absurd excuses for every on-course disaster, this book arms you with the perfect response for when your ball's in the trees, the bunker, or mysteriously in someone's backyard. From "the sun was in my eyes" to "my clubs are allergic to this grass," you'll never be caught…mehr

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The Only Golf Book That Improves Your Excuses... Not Your Swing Every golfer knows the truth: blaming yourself is the one thing that's never in play. The Golfers' Guide to Excuses is the ultimate laugh-out-loud manual for turning every shank, slice, and topped shot into a story worth telling. Packed with over 250 brilliantly absurd excuses for every on-course disaster, this book arms you with the perfect response for when your ball's in the trees, the bunker, or mysteriously in someone's backyard. From "the sun was in my eyes" to "my clubs are allergic to this grass," you'll never be caught speechless again. Inside, you'll discover how to:Blame weather patterns that don't exist Throw your equipment under the bus (but keep playing with it) Shift the blame to playing partners, course design... or supernatural forces Sell a triple bogey as a heroic near-par Master the art of excuse delivery so convincing, you might even believe it yourself Perfect for:Golfers who never admit fault Friends who say "I played well... just scored bad" Weekend warriors and 19th-hole storytellers Anyone who enjoys the game more for the laughs than the leaderboard Also includes:Excuse inspiration straight from the pros (yes, they do it too) Bizarre golf trivia to distract from your score Absolutely zero tips to improve your game-but plenty to protect your pride Whether it's for a birthday, Father's Day, retirement, or just to mess with your golf buddies, this is the gag gift that keeps on giving... one bad shot at a time.
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Ricky Woods is a lifelong sports addict with a realistic understanding of his own abilities: enthusiastic, committed, and absolutely not destined for greatness. Whether he's hacking his way around a golf course, tangling fishing lines, convincing himself cycling uphill builds "character," or redefining what counts as "running," Ricky brings the same energy: try hard, swear harder, and laugh hardest.Lover of sports, master of excuses, Ricky gives 100%... of what he's got left. When he's not out playing badly, he's watching the pros do it properly from the safety of his couch - loudly offering advice they definitely don't need. He calls it "staying realistic."Ricky has always believed in laughing at yourself first... mostly because everyone else will beat you to it.