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I have eight golden rules when it comes to men; 1. No dating or going out on dates. 2. Never let them know where I live. Lie if I must. 3. Never pick up a guy in a particular social setting that I may frequently attend. Or, never sleep with a man whom I have the chance of running into on a regular basis. 4. Never have a guy over to my apartment for any reason. My gay best friends are the only exceptions. 5. Always end things before a guy starts to want more. 6. Always use protection. 7. Never sleep over at their place after sex. Once we've finished, or in most cases, they've finished, dress…mehr

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I have eight golden rules when it comes to men; 1. No dating or going out on dates. 2. Never let them know where I live. Lie if I must. 3. Never pick up a guy in a particular social setting that I may frequently attend. Or, never sleep with a man whom I have the chance of running into on a regular basis. 4. Never have a guy over to my apartment for any reason. My gay best friends are the only exceptions. 5. Always end things before a guy starts to want more. 6. Always use protection. 7. Never sleep over at their place after sex. Once we've finished, or in most cases, they've finished, dress and leave. 8. Always have more than one exit strategy. Orphaned at age sixteen, Emma, now twenty-four, has complete control of her life. She is a private, successful business woman who owns two companies and uses men for sex. When Emma's sexual itch arises, and there are no possible male suitors to fill her need, she finds alternative means. Emma keeps most people at a distance, especially the men she has sex with, except her two best friends, Maggie and Jared. She adheres to her eight golden rules that keep her safe and in complete control - rules that she started after having sex with the first man. Rules that keep her guarded, safe and free - but then, along came Joe Covelli. Please note: There are sexually explicit scenes F/M and F/F/M
Autorenporträt
After the age of thirty, Martha realized that her life as a terran was not what it was cracked up to be. Knowing that there was more to life, she embarked on a journey that has tested her resolve, heart, and soul many times over. It continues to do so at this very moment. She's astounded that anyone takes any author bio seriously. Why would anything that's written here be believed when authors are known to invent stuff out of thin air? Martha likes to thank the ether and her higher-self for the enlightenment and odd sense of wonderment about life, the universe, and what exactly she was thinking when she wrote that one obscure story that no one has yet to read, but her husband has heard about. The oddity of society, particularly the book community has flabbergasted her, making her curious about how a em-dash or ellipses can make people think that AI had any hand in aiding an author to write. She could be sharing complete truths, complete lies, or a mixture in this very bio as you continue to read this. Why are you still reading this, she asks in your ear as if she's sitting right next to you, right now? Does anyone really care if she's telling the truth, I mean, come on, she's an author for God sake? Books are written to pull you from reality with fantasy, though there is much of reality in books to some extent. Where was she going with this thought? I don't know, don't remember, so let us continue. What were we discussing? Oh, right, Martha Sweeney's author bio. She would like to sum up with this single thought: believe what you want about anything, even her. Beliefs are just a thought you keep thinking. Whether you think you're wrong or right, you're right either way, so why should she care what's written in her bio because we both know you just want a story that makes you feel. That's the purpose of books or any form of entertainment. It's to feel something. She hopes your emotions are kicked in the ass one way or another. If you like a character, she's content. If you hate a character, she's content. All in all, she made you feel. If you're still reading this, Martha is quite impressed and is giving you an astral projected hug and hopes to meet you in person one day, or not. According to Martha, we've already meet if you understand entanglement.