Ctrl+Alt-Defeat - Telecky, Andrew
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Ctrl+Alt+Defeat: My Journey Through the Gates of Digital Misery Have you ever wanted to burn your computer to the ground after being told your 16-character, mixed-case, special-symbol password is "too common"? Welcome to the club. We were promised the future, but instead, we got the never-ending login screen. Our lives are now dictated by the whims of the underscore and the tyranny of the capital letter. We've built a digital world that demands complex, unique cryptographic keys for every action, from banking to ordering a coffee, and then immediately locks us out if we fail to remember them…mehr

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Ctrl+Alt+Defeat: My Journey Through the Gates of Digital Misery Have you ever wanted to burn your computer to the ground after being told your 16-character, mixed-case, special-symbol password is "too common"? Welcome to the club. We were promised the future, but instead, we got the never-ending login screen. Our lives are now dictated by the whims of the underscore and the tyranny of the capital letter. We've built a digital world that demands complex, unique cryptographic keys for every action, from banking to ordering a coffee, and then immediately locks us out if we fail to remember them perfectly. In Ctrl+Alt+Defeat, author Andrew Telecky chronicles the universal, shared humiliation of modern digital life with sharp wit and undeniable frustration. This book is a battle cry for anyone suffering from Credential Exhaustion, a hilarious lament for the state of cybersecurity that feels less like protection and more like premeditated digital torture. Inside, you'll endure the chaos of:The Loop of Eternal Humiliation: The soul-crushing ritual of the "Forgot Password" link and the absurd, unanswerable Security Questions. The Tyranny of Two-Factor: Why the 6-digit MFA code always expires the millisecond you look away from your phone. The Irony of the Master Key: The paralyzing fear of relying on one single, terrifying Master Password to unlock your entire existence. The Productivity Killers: How corporate IT policies ensure you spend more time logging into the VPN than actually working. The Smart Home Betrayal: Being locked out of your own light bulbs because your toaster oven requires a firmware update password. This is not a self-help book. This is group therapy for the digitally persecuted. Read Ctrl+Alt+Defeat, laugh at the absurdity of the alphanumeric nightmare, and find peace in knowing you are not alone in your fight against the digital gatekeepers.