Johann Bachmann

History of the World

• Broschiertes Buch

Produktbeschreibung

The most dangerously hilarious history book ever written. ? They told you history was written by the winners. That was the first lie. From the mind of Johann Bachmann, History of the World is a completely accurate, 100% true (definitely not satirical) retelling of everything that has ever happened-according to people who probably shouldn't be trusted. Discover the real stories behind history's greatest cover-ups: The Big Bang Hoax - Scientists say the universe was an accident. Donald Trump says otherwise. Atlantis Was Real (and It Was Amazing) - A booming real estate empire... until the lizard people ruined everything. Dinosaurs Were the First Victims of Woke Culture - Overregulated into extinction, poor T-Rex never stood a chance. The Trojan Horse Wasn't a Horse - It was a luxury hotel on wheels, and the Trojans gladly invited the Greeks inside. Sleepy Biden Is a Time Traveler - Ever wondered why he always looks lost? Turns out, he is. The Pyramid Conspiracy - They weren't tombs. They were MAGA-era spaceports designed to launch humanity into the stars. This book is equal parts conspiracy theory, satire, and absolute nonsense-but one thing is for sure: It's way more fun than your history textbook. (Warning: Reading this book may result in excessive laughter, critical thinking, or questioning everything you've ever been told. Proceed with caution.)

Produktdetails

• Verlag: Johann Bachmann
• Seitenzahl: 264
• Erscheinungstermin: 6. April 2025
• Englisch
• Abmessung: 229mm x 152mm x 16mm
• Gewicht: 434g
• ISBN-13: 9798230075554
• Artikelnr.: 73850558

Autorenporträt

Johann Bachmann is a multidisciplinary author whose diverse body of work explores the intricate terrain of the human experience through psychology, philosophy, cultural anthropology, and sharp-witted satire. Drawing from academic foundations and lived insight, Bachmann crafts narratives that range from meditative explorations of the psyche to biting critiques of modern society. With works such as Reclaiming Yourself: Overcoming Trauma with CBT, The Human Condition, and The Modern Man, Bachmann demonstrates a deep commitment to personal growth, emotional resilience, and the evolving dynamics of identity in a rapidly shifting world. His approach is marked by clarity, compassion, and intellectual rigor, making complex psychological and sociological concepts accessible and deeply relatable. In titles like Angels & Demons and The Book of the Dead, he delves into the symbolic and mythological dimensions of the human soul, weaving Jungian archetypes and cross-cultural beliefs into a rich tapestry of introspection and spiritual inquiry. These works speak to readers who are not only curious about the world but also courageously engaged in their own inner journeys. Bachmann's satirical works, including The Capitalist Manifesto, Money & Greed Again: The Adventures of President Ronald Grump, and The Joe Rogain Conspiracy Special, reveal a different dimension of his voice-one that is unafraid to challenge, parody, and expose the absurdities of contemporary power, media, and cultural myth-making. His humor is both irreverent and incisive, offering readers laughter wrapped in social commentary. What unites all of Johann Bachmann's writing is a deep reverence for the questions that shape our lives: What does it mean to be human? How do we find meaning in suffering? What do our myths, systems, and stories reveal about us? Whether addressing the silent wounds of trauma or the loud chaos of politics, Bachmann's work invites readers to think critically, feel deeply, and engage authentically with the world and with themselves. Johann Bachmann continues to write, research, and explore from his home base, where psychology meets storytelling and satire meets sincerity. His books serve as both mirrors and maps-for those seeking understanding in the noise and silence of modern life.