Let's Read Violent Bible Stories - McDermott, Horse
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A collection of strange and sordid tales dutifully retold from the pages of the Hebrew & Greek Bibles. Advisory: since this book is based on the Bible, it contains adult themes, crude language, and near-constant violations of "Judeo-Christian" values. Synopsis: Eternal-Master made the world but it quickly became hostile territory, ruled by his Adversary. And for the first few thousand years, Eternal-Master didn't even have his own country. Then he introduced himself to a family in a place called the Lowlands. They grew into a nation of millions, wandered as refugees, reinvaded their homeland,…mehr

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A collection of strange and sordid tales dutifully retold from the pages of the Hebrew & Greek Bibles. Advisory: since this book is based on the Bible, it contains adult themes, crude language, and near-constant violations of "Judeo-Christian" values. Synopsis: Eternal-Master made the world but it quickly became hostile territory, ruled by his Adversary. And for the first few thousand years, Eternal-Master didn't even have his own country. Then he introduced himself to a family in a place called the Lowlands. They grew into a nation of millions, wandered as refugees, reinvaded their homeland, split into two states, were brutally displaced by outside empires, and eventually allowed back into the Lowlands. But from then on, Eternal-Master's country was supervised by a parade of foreign powers that were all repulsed by the local culture and religion. This was when Eternal-Master's people wrote the Law, Prophets, and Writings (which we know as the Hebrew Bible or Old Testament). Then Eternal-Master's long-promised god-king arrived. His name was Master's-Rescue and he got a lot of attention in and around the Lowlands, but only a handful of committed followers-until he died, and came back, and then left again. Over the next few decades, his sect compiled their history and letters (which we call the Greek Bible or New Testament).
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Horse McDermott, McD. has been called "a key figure in the international scene" by former Phoenix mayor Leland LePlume, "a harbinger of our inevitable future" by cellist Odious Chauncey, and an "eligible datum" by researcher Lex Conical. His new year's resolution is to stop being described as "nasty" in police reports. Horse is listed among the recipients of the Mucinex brand newsletter. He hopes to pull off a necklace someday. Horse's personal boycotts are singlehandedly changing the landscape of American consumer goods. He constantly finds himself in situations. Horse is looking for pest control recommendations to deal with a nest of crabs in his crawlspace. He made varsity on his high school tennis team but never won a match. Horse is a Sagittarius, a Dadaist, a reluctant Democratic voter, a total Chandler, a recovering chocoholic, a solid seven in the looks department but barely a five on the enneagram, and a man of his word.