Auke de Haan

Norse Mythology Book For Teens

Short Myths for Young Minds

• Broschiertes Buch

Produktbeschreibung

Imagine logging into a multiplayer world where the bosses are your immortal fam, and the loot drops are prophecies etched in lightning. Odin kicks it off by swapping an eye for the ultimate wiki on fate, his ravens zipping intel like glitchy drones while he broods on a throne of spears. Thor's your hype squad-blond hammer bro who yeets giants into orbit, but trips over his own ego chasing a flock of killer goats. These gods aren't perfect avatars; they're messy, meme-worthy legends who bet realms on drinking contests and riddle-offs gone wrong, turning the nine worlds into a sandbox of epic fails and fire-forged wins.Loki crashes the server every time, shape-shifting into flies or mares to stir the pot-fathering eight-legged horses one minute, bro-ing out with Thor the next, till his beefs snowball into Ragnarok's rage-quit finale. Valkyries roll up like squad leaders on winged steeds, scouting battlefields for MVP souls to squad up in Valhalla's all-you-can-eat hall, where the dead feast forever on regenerating boar. Freyja's the queen dropping wisdom bombs from her cat-pulled ride, weaving seidr spells that bend reality like a TikTok filter on steroids. It's a vibe where love's a battlefield and magic's your cheat code.When the wolf swallows the sun and frost giants crash the gates, the gods gear up for the ultimate boss rush-not with saves, but stakes that rewrite the map. Teens digging Marvel crossovers or Skyrim side quests will vibe hard with this retelling: raw, rune-scratched tales that prove even immortals ghost their own hype. Grab it if you're ready to raid the myths-no controller required, just your wildest "what if" brain.

Produktdetails

• Verlag: Epubli
• Seitenzahl: 196
• Altersempfehlung: ab 18 Jahren
• Erscheinungstermin: 14. November 2025
• Englisch
• Abmessung: 229mm x 152mm x 11mm
• Gewicht: 200g
• ISBN-13: 9783565076727
• ISBN-10: 3565076720
• Artikelnr.: 75815221

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