Possibility s birthday gift was a pair of skates And he put them on with uncontrollable haste But do you think pigs can skate like you and me? Who knows? You will just have to wait and see He skated into the bathroom and down the hall Past the kitchen and into a wall So his mom sent him outside to roller skate Where he would find nothing to break But was she right or was she wrong? You can find out if you follow along