Scary Vikings History Facts - de Haan, Auke
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You have to gnaw on the grim bone that Viking history isn't horned-helmet hijinks for kids' cartoons, but a meat-grinder of midnights where longships disgorged gut-spillers who strung monks from rafters and fed slaves to the fjord depths alive. "Scary Vikings History Facts" doesn't swab the decks with Disney drivel; it hauls the halberds, from the Lindisfarne sack where holy waters ran red with drowned clerics to the berserker fits that frothing warriors chewed shields to foam before hacking hamstrings in a red haze. This is the fjord-floor filth: a saga of seafaring psychos who etched runes…mehr

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You have to gnaw on the grim bone that Viking history isn't horned-helmet hijinks for kids' cartoons, but a meat-grinder of midnights where longships disgorged gut-spillers who strung monks from rafters and fed slaves to the fjord depths alive. "Scary Vikings History Facts" doesn't swab the decks with Disney drivel; it hauls the halberds, from the Lindisfarne sack where holy waters ran red with drowned clerics to the berserker fits that frothing warriors chewed shields to foam before hacking hamstrings in a red haze. This is the fjord-floor filth: a saga of seafaring psychos who etched runes in ribcages and whispered to ravens for raid routes, turning trade winds into widow-makers while skalds spun their slaughters into silver-tongued epics.Wedged in the wreckage are the wounds they wallpaper over in mead-hall myths: the blood eagle carve-ups that cracked spines like kindling for Odin's feast, the thrall pyres where captives charred under chieftains' grins, and the draugr-hauntedhulls that ghosted coasts, crewless but cursing. No valkyrie vaudeville here-just the sour swill of how these Northmen notched their sagas with notches in necks, from Dublin's slave pens to Constantinople's court intrigues where Varangians vamped for Byzantine bucks. Detractors decry it "dour drivel," but the eddas and earthworks echo the entrails: Vikings' valor was viscera varnish, a Viking code carved in carrion for every raider's rag since.As 2025's Yule yarns yarn-spin on Netflix, why wolf down the watered grog when the genuine gore gushes like a gutted goat? This gut-spiller guts no gutsy guff; it gores the gloss, slinging you the skald scraps to skewer the swindles before they skulk into schoolbooks. Guzzle if the gore's good grub; gag if glossy glows grease your gears. The longship looms; lash in or lag behind?
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Hi, I'm Auke, and I'm part of Skriuwer, a global community dedicated to creating inspiring and educational books. This project is special to me because it supports the Frisian language, which is close to my heart.With deep roots in Frisian culture, I believe language is vital for preserving our history and identity. That's why all profits from book sales will go to De Fryske Wrâld, a nonprofit dedicated to keeping Frisian alive and thriving.By purchasing these books, you're not just enjoying a great read-you're also supporting a cause that matters to many. Thank you for helping preserve the beauty of the Frisian language. Let's keep it alive together!