Mom Blog Entries: Entry #23 Went to the store because I ran out of diapers... Me. I ran out of diapers. Not my children. ME. Entry #38 This morning I bit Aidan's hand like a rabid dog. Father of my children or not, he went for my last piece of dark chocolate, which is my only vice now that I have young who suckle from my teats. Entry #47 I'm determined to fit back into my skinny jeans. Option 1: Cut off one of my legs. Option 2: Go to the gym. This is gonna hurt...