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The Best Most Useful Self Help Book Ever! - Kilen, Josh
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The Best Self-Help Book You'll Never Need to Read (Because Buying It Counts as Reading It*) Ever wondered why every life-changing revelation comes in exactly seven steps? Or why your morning routine isn't transformative enough unless it involves pre-dawn headstands and astronomically priced green juice? In this wickedly observant satire, our cheerfully delusional narrator guides you through the art of becoming a self-help guru - without all that messy business of actually achieving anything first. From creating color-coded spreadsheets to track your emotional growth (because feelings need…mehr

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The Best Self-Help Book You'll Never Need to Read (Because Buying It Counts as Reading It*) Ever wondered why every life-changing revelation comes in exactly seven steps? Or why your morning routine isn't transformative enough unless it involves pre-dawn headstands and astronomically priced green juice? In this wickedly observant satire, our cheerfully delusional narrator guides you through the art of becoming a self-help guru - without all that messy business of actually achieving anything first. From creating color-coded spreadsheets to track your emotional growth (because feelings need proper data visualization) to mastering the art of looking profound while probably being uncomfortable, this book expertly skewers the industry's most beloved traditions. You'll discover: * Why sleeping is for people who don't want success badly enough (according to people who've never met a successful person) * How to convert your existential crisis into profitable Instagram content * The exact mathematical formula for happiness (margin of error: your entire life) * Advanced techniques in strategic gratitude monetization * Why adding "quantum" to basic concepts instantly makes them profound Written with just enough buzzwords to sound credible without being comprehensible, this guide reveals the insider secrets of transforming common sense into trademarked wisdom. Learn how to repackage your morning coffee ritual as a "Neural Caffeine Optimization Protocol(TM)" and turn your cat's stretching routine into an ancient wisdom practice. Perfect for readers who've ever wondered why they need another book about morning routines, or anyone who's suspicious about why every breakthrough requires a companion masterclass. Warning: May cause unexpected bouts of self-awareness and the irresistible urge to add "(TM)" to random phrases. Join the movement that's not actually a movement (unless enough people start calling it one) and discover why the secret to success isn't in doing things - it's in writing books about doing things. Disclaimer: Reading this book counts as completing it, as the mere act of purchase triggers a success response in your cerebral cortex. Results may vary, but the author's confidence won't. * It's a quantum thing, so you know it's real.