Coleman Colman

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Produktbeschreibung

Greetings, Earthling! Brace yourself for a trip of galactic proportions as I recount my harrowing (and utterly ridiculous) experience of being abducted by aliens who look like sentient baked potatoes decked out in sunglasses and a penchant for terrible puns. Yes, that's right, I took a one-way flight to the far reaches of absurdity, where emotions are taught via horrific cooking contests, and romance blooms amidst existential angst. In this memoir, I share my journey through intergalactic reality TV, where my plight becomes the entertainment for potato overlords with the culinary finesse of a toddler. From disastrous karaoke nights to my disastrous love affair with a wannabe poet spouting potato-themed sonnets, every chapter reveals another outrageous twist, dripping with dark humor that makes you question whether my life's narrative is a Sci-Fi comedy or an accidental cautionary tale. Join me as I awkwardly navigate through surreal therapy sessions led by aliens with bizarre fashion preferences, launch a rebellion with emo extraterrestrials, and accidentally send my newfound friends careening through absurdity and bad karaoke choices. Will I ever find my way back to the planet where existential dread is served with a side of fries? Or will I embrace my new role as the galaxy's unintentional queen of absurdity? Buckle up; the truth is not only out there-it's downright hysterical!

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Coleman Colman
• Seitenzahl: 126
• Erscheinungstermin: 12. Januar 2025
• Englisch
• Abmessung: 216mm x 140mm x 8mm
• Gewicht: 154g
• ISBN-13: 9798230682165
• Artikelnr.: 73353119

Autorenporträt

Hello, fellow cosmic travelers! I'm the brilliant mind behind this chaotic tome, crafted during a night of drunken brilliance-or was it madness? Picture this: me, armed with a bottle of cheap vodka, scribbling absurd thoughts like a potato might philosophize about life. I might have lost my grip on reality, but hey, that's where the fun starts, right? Inspired by the absurdity of everyday life, I wrote this book to prove that both aliens and humans can find humor in the ridiculous. So, grab your tinfoil hats and prepare for a ride through my inebriated imagination! Cheers to existential crises!