Paul Cuffe

Bagel: Holey Ambitions (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

What if a bagel wasn't just food... but a way of life?

Welcome to Holey Ambitions, the first sacred text of Crumbisma philosophy born from toaster trauma, dairy-based self-reflection, and the burning need to find meaning in a round carbohydrate with a hole in the middle.

This is not a cookbook.
This is a toasted spiritual journeythrough cream cheese, shame, burnt fingers, and emotional growth.

Inside this entirely real and deeply stupid book, you'll discover:

• The existential meaning of the bagel hole
• Why cinnamon raisin is proof that evil walks among us
• How to survive emergency freezer-bagel situations
• A glossary of emotionally unstable carb terminology
• And the foundations of your new belief system: The Cult of Carbs

Whether you're a brunch philosopher, an anxious eater, or just someone who's ever stared into a toaster and seen your soul, Holey Ambitions will hold your hand, slap it away, then offer you a butter knife.

Join the movement.
Spread the schmear.
Find your crumb of truth.

Perfect for fans of absurd humor, existential nonsense, breakfast cults, and people who are tired of pretending kale is personality.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Paul Cuffe
• Erscheinungstermin: 6. April 2025
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798316982288
• Artikelnr.: 73812367