Eric van Haze

Blood, Bites and Beauty: How To Survive A Beauty Pageant When You Are A Vampire (Countess Cordelia: Vampires and Very Bad Decisions, #2) (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

She's survived centuries of history, but can she survive a beauty pageant?

Countess Cordelia of Montserrat, a vampire with a taste for O-negative and a disdain for anything modern, has managed to stay off the radar for hundreds of years. But when a meddling, prophecy-obsessed Reaper blackmails her into entering the Miss Crescent City Pageant, Cordelia's carefully curated life of elegant obscurity is shattered.

Suddenly, she's "Ellie Nightshade," a quirky goth yoga instructor from Portland, facing mandatory spray tans (disastrous), swimsuit competitions (terrifying), and questions about world peace (yawn). To make matters worse, someone or something supernatural is targeting the contestants, and Cordelia is the only one who can stop the bloodshed.

Between a succubus rival, a Christmas-obsessed contestant, and a suspiciously perceptive influencer, can Cordelia solve the mystery, avoid exposure, and maybe even win the crown? Prepare for a hilarious, action-packed romp through the ridiculous world of beauty pageants, where the stakes are higher than a perfect score... they're life and death.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Eric Van Haze
• Erscheinungstermin: 24. März 2025
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798230050209
• Artikelnr.: 73821164

Autorenporträt

Eric Van Haze has spent the last fifty years cultivating a fascination with the hidden corners of the world. From the cobblestone streets of his home city of Brussels to the dusty tomes of forgotten lore, Eric's imagination thrives on the intersection of the mundane and the magical. A lifelong enthusiast of urban fantasy and paranormal tales, he weaves narratives that blend historical intrigue with contemporary wit.

With a keen eye for the absurd and a deep appreciation for the supernatural, Eric crafts stories that explore the secret lives of immortals, the hidden agendas of ancient curses, and the hilarious chaos that ensues when the otherworldly collides with the everyday.