El Ninjo Gu & Timmie

Dog Farts: More Silly Jokes for Kids: 4 In 1 Box Set: Fart Book (eBook, ePUB)

Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! Vol. 1 - Part 1 & Part 2 + Fart Freestyle Sounds In NY - Vol. 2 + African Fart Bean Adventures In The Jungle - Vol. 3 + Dog Jerks Vol. 3

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Farts Audio Book for Kids Inside! This dog farts book with silly jokes for kids is a compilation of New & Enhanced Version of: Volume 1 Part 1 & 2 + Volume 2 + Volume 3 + Dog Jerks Vol. 3. Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur, you are going to love these bottom burping fart disasters! The situations go like: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 2 he faces the most challenging sports activities. He uses his bean blowing ways in order to benefit from his powerful bean blowing air push and win every challenging sports activity like: * How To Jump Higher * How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * The 18th Hole Trick * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound and many more... In Vol. 3 he faces situations like: * The Jungle Giant Boom * The Tear Gas Pop * The Jungle Bang * Original Kenia Beans With Sounds The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda lots more...

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Inge Baum
• Seitenzahl: 398
• Erscheinungstermin: 14. September 2014
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9781635016932
• Artikelnr.: 49555483

Autorenporträt

El Ninjo: El Ninjo, the bottom burping puppy, is not only the author, but he is also the star character of a series called the fart book. He has given young and old a platform to LOL when it comes to the embarrassing subject of farts because he not only shows the fun aspect of it, but reminds his readers that farts also have a very healthy aspect and do benefit the farter. Kids also love to learn from the funny & farty puppy El Ninjo about manners & etiquette because there is no better way of learning about these social concepts than the El Ninjo way! Timmie Guzzmann: Inside Timmie's humorous animal poetry book, kids will laugh out loud because they are going to discover the most jerky moments of their life. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality - jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootw reality AKA out of this world reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of animal jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching.