S. Black

Don't Say Nazdar! (TEFL Teaching, #1) (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

THE Travel Book of Summer 2025 (and probably the next decade too)

Booked a one-way flight to Europe with a TEFL certificate and big dreams? Ended up in Central Europe with a chipped mug of instant coffee and a school lunch you can't identify? Perfect. You're exactly who this book is for.

Don't Say Nazdar is the hilarious, unfiltered survival guide every traveler, teacher, or accidental expat needs in their carry-on. Whether you're fresh off the airport shuttle or five years deep in a staffroom that smells like printer toner and regret, this book spills the tea (and probably the kolní caj) on what it's really like teaching English in the heart of Europe.

What's inside:

• Pro-level tips TEFL courses forgetlike how to handle 10-year-olds who roast your grammar
• A survival guide to school politics (and which teacher always brings cake)
• That one Czech phrase that opens all doors (and sometimes beer fridges)
• What to pack for school trips with no working toilets and a goat on the bus
• How to blend in without accidentally joining a marching band or being adopted by your students' babicka

Why you need this book?

Because it's part guide, part therapy, and 100% comedic gold. It'll make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even survive your first month without Googling "emergency flight home." This is Eat, Pray, Teach for the chaotic ESL generation. And if you are going to venture out , maybe a good idea to buy the PAPER version, Summer camps and hostels lose power at a drop of a rain drop out here!
Book 1 in an EPIC 3 part series! Part 2 coming in June, Part 3 in July!

Welcome to Czechia. Hope you brought snacks. And maybe a sense of humor. ( And please don't show any Czech speakers this thing!)

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: S Black
• Erscheinungstermin: 13. April 2025
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798230302025
• Artikelnr.: 73876171

Autorenporträt

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They've spent countless hours Googling things like "how to write a bestseller in one weekend" and "does anyone really read acknowledgments?" and now they've finally unleashed their masterpiece upon the worldarmed with nothing but an overworked imagination and a full time job that allows them the time to write.

They live for the thrill of checking Amazon rankings every 20 minutes, even though the only reviews so far are from their mom ("So proud of you, sweetie!") and someone suspiciously named BookFan99. Marketing? Oh, it's basically them screaming into the void on Twitter and Instagram while begging their friends to "just share the link one more time."

They may not have a fancy publisher, a massive budget, or any idea what they're doing half the time, but they've got heart, sarcasm, and a borderline unhealthy obsession with their fictional characters. So go ahead, buy their book. It's cheaper than your morning coffee and way more entertaining. Plus, it comes with the added bonus of knowing you're supporting a writer who's out here chasing their dream one typo at a time.