Verity Farcett

Eight Maids A-Milking (the System) (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

On the eighth day of Christmas, the Ministry demanded miracles-and got a cocoa-fueled dairy uprising instead.

When the annual Cocoa Festival is threatened by a mysterious "milk shortage," heiress Keeva Stang isn't just fighting to save her family's legacy-she's orchestrating the most ambitious holiday hustle the Ministry's ever seen. Eight suspiciously identical milkmaids, cows threatening to unionize, and cocoa prices surging like a snowstorm? All part of her master plan... until a by-the-book Ministry auditor shows up with a cowbell and a mission to sniff out holiday market manipulation.

Chase Entler is used to chasing numbers, not runaway cows and underground cocoa rings. But when his audit turns up more spilled cream than credible suspects-and a certain dazzling dairy heiress keeps making him forget every rule he's ever enforced-Chase is torn between busting the scandal and joining the rebellion. As the black market cocoa flows, the cows go on strike, and the Ministry's audit geese descend in full bureaucratic force, Keeva and Chase are forced into an uneasy alliance...with enough sparks to heat up every mug in town.

If they can survive sabotage, a dancing dairy mob, and one unforgettable Queen's Cocoa Party, maybe-just maybe-they'll discover that the real holiday miracle isn't profit or compliance, but a romance too rich to ration.

This Christmas, every cup of cocoa comes with a side of scandal, a cowbell audit, and a love story that'll leave you craving seconds.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Verity Farcett
• Erscheinungstermin: 12. Dezember 2025
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798232606114
• Artikelnr.: 76053204

Autorenporträt

Verity Farcett writes the books you never knew you neededuntil you tripped over them.
From Regency romps with weaponized scandals to epic fantasies where the Chosen One probably isn't, Verity skewers every genre trope she can get her quill on. Her stories blend absurdity, wit, and sideways logic, delivering plots that spiral gloriously out of control while somehow still hitting every satisfying emotional beat.

Whether it's historical romance, heroic quests, or gothic melodrama, no trope is safebut every adventure is written with a suspicious amount of affection for the genre she's dismantling. If you like earnest disasters, reluctant heroes, and plots that fight back, you'll find your next favorite catastrophe right here.

When she isn't orchestrating fictional disasters, Verity can be found communing with her Tufted Roman goose, Tonimuse, menace, and inspiration for all honking hijinks.