Faizi

Everybody Quit Everything (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

Welcome to Wigglewortha perfectly normal town where people pay taxes, dogs chase mailmen, and clocks tick like they're supposed to. Until one random Tuesday morning... EVERYONE quits.

Teachers quit teaching and start teaching squirrels about emotional resilience. Barbers quit cutting hair and begin knitting personalized hair-sweaters. Dogs quit being pets and form the Dog Union for Freedom and Unlimited Belly Rubs. Even TIME quitsdeclaring itself "overworked, underappreciated, and absolutely done."

In the midst of this absolute meltdown is Harold Humbugthe only man desperately trying to keep doing his job: returning lost things to people. The problem? Nobody wants lost things back anymorethey're too busy auditioning for meaningless roles in a town-wide talent show that just invented itself.

Chaos spreads like wildfire:

🥛 Milk refuses to be poured. 🍞 Bread insists on becoming performance art. 📷 Selfies quit capturing facesthey capture truths. 🕒 The Last Working Alarm Clock becomes a motivational speaker: "Wake Yourself Up!"

No magic. No science. No reason. Just a wildly hilarious, absurdly smart, emotionally unexpected story about purpose, identity, work, laziness, and why sometimes... doing nothing might be the most meaningful thing of all.

A laugh-out-loud surreal comedy 🍿 that reads like The Office got trapped inside a Roald Dahl storyproduced by Monty Python.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: fAIzi
• Erscheinungstermin: 23. November 2025
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798232660505
• Artikelnr.: 75961369

Autorenporträt

Pen Name: fAIzi
Genres: Mystery, Thriller, Crime, Romance, Comedy, Fiction
Tone: Witty, Intriguing, Emotionally Layered
Notable Works:

• How I Cheated Death: A Sapling's Saga
• The Toaster Protocol
• The Efficiency of Chaos: A Love Story of Spreadsheets and Samosas
• The Pune Phantom Fiasco

Faizi, known to readers as fAIzi, is a genre-bending author celebrated for blending razor-sharp wit with riveting plots. Whether it's a sentient sapling outsmarting the grim reaper, a malfunctioning toaster hiding state secrets, or a romance erupting in the crossfire between logic and chaosFaizi's books defy expectations while delivering emotional resonance and laugh-out-loud moments.

Fusing mystery, thriller, crime, romance, and comedy, Faizi has carved a niche for stories that are at once absurdly imaginative and deeply human. Every novel is a cocktail of compelling characters, quirky premises, and intelligent storytelling that keeps readers hooked from the first page to the last twist.

Faizi's work is known for:

• Complex yet lovable characters (often navigating chaos, crimes, or corporate drama)
• Cleverly layered narratives filled with suspense, secrets, and surprises
• A fine balance of humor and heart, where jokes and emotions hit with equal force
• Dialogues that sparkle with wit, making even the darkest plots charmingly readable
• Inventive world-building, where even the mundane becomes extraordinary

When not writing, Faizi is either:

• Overthinking character arcs while stirring tea
• Making spreadsheets of potential plot twists
• People-watching and pretending it's research
• Reading three books at once (one of which is probably about crime, one about love, and one completely absurd)

With a background in storytelling, tech satire, and a deeply romantic heart hiding behind sarcastic one-liners, Faizi brings both intellect and emotion to every page.