El Ninjo Gu & Timmie

Fart-O-Christmas Ho Ho Ho Epic Christmas Farts (Fart Countdown Christmas Calendar) + Dog Humor & Funny Dog Jokes For Kids: 2 In 1 Kid Fart Book Box Set (eBook, ePUB)

Epic Christmas Farts + Dogs Are Really Just Big Jerks - Vol. 3

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

He just recently found out about his own fart powers (yes he somehow turned from a normal boy into a fart boy!) that somehow must have been transmitted over to him via some weird transformation or aliens. Timmie assumes that this event is somehow connected to his winning streak during the fart skateboard competition where El Ninjo, his farty dog, was still the one who made the skateboarding powered by Ninja Farts. Who knows maybe El Ninjo is transmitting the powers over to him which is a pretty scary thought because that would make El Ninjo a non unearthly dog! All Timmie knows is that this must have happened in China or Tokyo where the universal energies of Martial Arts kept hitting him the most. It is not up to him to fully understand what has happened to him, but he knows that he can control his own destiny with farts. All he cares for right now is that some invisible powers must have heard his prayers and made his dreams and wishes become a crazy reality over Christmas time. Timmie won't give you more hints because he does not want to ruin the fun for everybody: Here is just a short snapshot of the fart doors that you'll want to open on each new December day and as you are counting down to Christmas day! Following him & count down to Christmas: * Christmas Countdown Fart 7: Not For The Faint Of Heart * Christmas Countdown Fart 9: Pumpernickel Pungent Fart Recipe * Christmas Countdown Fart 11: Ziplock Bag Fart Recipe * Christmas Countdown Fart 22: Epic Sorbitol Christmas Mints more... This holiday countdown calendar contains 25 hilarious illustrations and a sparkle of bottom burping Christmas fart surprises. + Dogs Are Really Just Big Jerks! The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda lots more...

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Inge Baum
• Seitenzahl: 111
• Erscheinungstermin: 14. September 2014
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9781635016956
• Artikelnr.: 49583531

Autorenporträt

El Ninjo: El Ninjo, the bottom burping puppy, is not only the author, but he is also the star character of a series called the fart book. He has given young and old a platform to LOL when it comes to the embarrassing subject of farts because he not only shows the fun aspect of it, but reminds his readers that farts also have a very healthy aspect and do benefit the farter. Kids also love to learn from the funny & farty puppy El Ninjo about manners & etiquette because there is no better way of learning about these social concepts than the El Ninjo way! Timmie Guzzmann: Inside Timmie's humorous animal poetry book, kids will laugh out loud because they are going to discover the most jerky moments of their life. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality - jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootw reality AKA out of this world reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of animal jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching.