Wolfgang Fük, Amber-May Walker

Foxglove Lafleur in: An Assassin for President Forty-Seven-the Wisest, Kindest, and Most Freakin' Badass President the USA Has Ever Had #GodBlessAmerica #MakeAmericaAwesomeAgain (eBook, ePUB)

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Produktbeschreibung

Once, she was merely humdrum Amber-May Walker, a Kid Rock-loving, common sense-voting hairstylist. But a near-death experience and an act of God (maybe) transformed her into Foxglove Lafleur: preternaturally fast and strong, with an innate knowledge of every pants-wettingly lethal fighting technique known to mankind.

But the threat of Wokeism surrounds Foxglove. Vegan environmentalists ready to slaughter their fellow man to save some chickens, or something. The leftie mind virus, spawning rabid mobs frothing to tear innocent, straight-talking podcasters limb from soggy limb. The billionaire elites-not the good billionaires, who spend their days on social media; you know which ones I mean-and their shadowy plot to impose the Great Reset initiative on every corner of the globe.

Her fight against this rising tide of insanity begins when a great, great man enters her life: Milton Klecker, a former reality TV star turned tangerine-hued President of the United States. President Klecker recruits Foxglove for his covert agency Magma Force (the only thing deeper than the Deep State), with one mission: to fight those who would desecrate the greatest country on Earth, and to make America really effing astonishingly great again!

The war on Woke has begun!

PRAISE FOR THIS BOOK, FROM PEOPLE WHO EXIST

'The book artfully illustrates how every Democrat voter-every single one of them, no exceptions-is just plain wrong.' Verity Truthington, fact checker

'A great gift for your Bernie Sanders-loving neighbor. It'll make them gasp in awe-and maybe, just maybe, it'll make them think.' Joe Strugg, proprietor of Joe Strugg's Diner

'Owning this book is a sign of intelligence. If you don't own this book, you're probably a dullard.' Professor Hartworthy-Spew, Oxford University

'Truly one of the great novels of the twenty-first century. Certainly the best book I've ever written.' Amber-May Walker, dream-shaper

'Please remove all references to Mr Cavill from this book immediately.' Henry Cavill's lawyer

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Wolfgang Fük
• Erscheinungstermin: 11. November 2025
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9791098023408
• Artikelnr.: 75695638