- Mother (noun): One person who does the work of twenty. For free.
- Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
- Daughter: Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? Mom: I don't know, dear, you'll have to ask your grandma.
- There's a legend that if you go take a shower and scream "MOM!" three times, a nice lady appears with the towel you forgot!
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