Steve Graham

Keep Chewing Till It Stops Kicking (eBook, ePUB)

Finding Your Inner Caveman

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

Yo, this is Hal the Caveman coming at you. I lived 5 million years ago in what's now known as Chicken Bend, Arkansas. As a hobby, I drew pictures on the walls of my cave, showing what life was like back in the day. Then some egghead spotted my artwork and found a way to translate it into modern English.

Thrill as I describe how dinosaurs used my relatives as throw pillows! Read with awe as I reveal the importance of not ending up as part of a velociraptor turd! Share the joy as I relate how we accidentally invented the missionary position when Tamuk tripped over a tree root and fell on top of his cousin, Twin Moons.

See how caveman really felt about:

• Family Life: "Kids and food. . .it's important to know the difference." • Clothing: "Sometimes back hair just isn't enough." • Fighting: "Like rugby with spears."

And for all you aspiring Fred Flinstones, I'll be offering up some modern-day wisdom, like redoing your apartment, Miocene-era style, and hosting your own caveman-themed barbeques and weekend retreats.

Praise For Steve Graham's The Good, The Spam, And The Ugly

"Gleefully offensive."--Publishers Weekly

"Thanks for using a pseudonym." --Steve's father

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Citadel Press
• Seitenzahl: 176
• Erscheinungstermin: 20. November 2014
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9780806537870
• Artikelnr.: 42426855