Zero Woofs Given Press

Labrador Retriever Insights (eBook, ePUB)

Training, Health, Chaos and Obsession...the Unfiltered Labrador Retriever Guide

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

So you brought home a Labrador. Congratulations-you just adopted a 70-pound toddler with rocket fuel for blood and the chewing instincts of a buzz saw.

Whether you're staring down your first slobbery land shark or you've been through the Labrador rodeo before, Labrador Retriever Insights is your no-nonsense survival guide to raising, wrangling, and actually enjoying life with this lovable tornado in a fur suit.

Labs aren't just "good boys." They're emotional support hurricanes-loyal, goofy, and always one snack away from a regrettable decision. But don't worry. This book is packed with all the brutally honest advice, training hacks, feeding tips, and sanity-saving strategies you need to raise a Lab without losing your mind (or your favorite pair of shoes).

🐾 Inside You'll Get the Real Lab Lowdown:

✔ Puppy Training That Works (and Doesn't Make You Cry) From crate chaos to leash lunacy, you'll learn how to outwit your adorable chaos goblin using real-world, reward-based techniques.

✔ Feeding a Food-Obsessed Dog Without Raising a Couch Potato Labs inhale snacks like it's a sport. Learn how to fuel the fluff without tipping into "Lab-chub" territory.

✔ Why Your Lab Acts Like a Hyper Goldfish With Separation Anxiety Understand the beautiful, baffling Labrador brain-and why they chew, zoom, and shadow you to the bathroom.

✔ Health & Grooming Tips for the Hairy, Drooly, Dirty Reality Manage the shedding, support those overenthusiastic joints, and build a wellness routine your Lab might even enjoy.

✔ Stage-by-Stage Chaos Control Whether you're wrangling a pee-happy pup or spoiling a sweet senior, we've got you covered from first bark to final zoomie.

✔ Mental Games & Bonding Shenanigans Because a bored Lab is a redecorator. Keep their brains busy and your throw pillows intact with enrichment that actually works.

🐶 Why This Book Slaps (In a Good Way):

• 100% Labrador-focused. No generic fluff.
• Written by people who actually live with Labs and survived to tell the tale.
• Straightforward advice that won't put you to sleep.
• A perfect mix of practical and hilarious-like your Lab.

If your life smells like kibble, your clothes are fur-lined, and your dog thinks "personal space" is a myth-this book's for you.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Zero Woofs Given Press
• Seitenzahl: 224
• Erscheinungstermin: 11. November 2024
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798988392385
• Artikelnr.: 75716135

Autorenporträt

Zero Woofs Given was born out of one sarcastic human's lifelong gripe with the sugarcoated nonsense in dog books.Founded by Shannon, a snarky, lifelong dog devotee and proud Rottweiler mom to Rowan and Rip, has spent 20+ years knee-deep in fur, mud, training sessions, and vet clinic exam rooms, surviving the kind of chaos only a determined canine can create. From rescue work to breed-specific research, she's seen the best, worst, and most unhinged sides of dog ownership and lived to write about it.Shannon's mission is blunt: when people pick the wrong dog, the dog pays the price. They end up in shelters for being exactly what they were bred to be...while humans fail them. Her guides exist to stop that cycle. When not writing, she's wrangling her own four-legged disasters, dodging drool, and questioning life choices while still believing there's no better companion than a dog with a heartbeat and zero manners.Zero Woofs Given Press exists for one reason: to torch the sugarcoated garbage. These books won't tell you every dog "loves kids" or "thrives in apartments." They'll tell you the messy, hilarious, heartbreaking truth, so you know what you're getting into before your shoes, furniture, and sanity are destroyed.