Verity Farcett

Nine Ladies Dancing (On the Edge of Sanity) (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

On the ninth day of Christmas, the Ministry hosted a charity dance-off-what could go wrong? Everything, apparently.

Delayna Steele thought she'd survived every small-town disaster-until she's drafted to choreograph the Ministry's "Nine Ladies Charity Ball." Her task: wrangle nine competitive dancers, please a twitchy government rep, and deliver a viral miracle on a zero-dollar budget... all while dodging sponsor demands, hidden sabotage, and a goose in a tutu with more authority than the mayor.

Enter Jonetta Fern, rookie sponsor rep, peddling Eggnog Prime (the Ministry's "official" holiday drink, suspiciously yellow and wildly unpredictable). His marching orders: maximize holiday cheer, go viral, and keep the event sponsor-friendly-even as side effects and sabotage spiral out of control.

As rivalries boil over, feathers fly, and the Eggnog Prime fountain explodes on live TV, Delayna and Jonetta are forced to abandon the script, own the mess, and improvise their way to a miracle. With the Ministry's audit geese circling, the only thing harder than surviving the dance-off is admitting they'd do it all again-if it means not missing their shot at something real.

This Christmas, there's only one rule: last couple standing wins. Bonus points if you survive the audit and get the goose's approval.

Expect sabotage, slapstick, viral chaos, and a love story that finally lands the perfect waltz-right after the last chair breaks.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Verity Farcett
• Erscheinungstermin: 14. Dezember 2025
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798231126644
• Artikelnr.: 76028476

Autorenporträt

Verity Farcett writes the books you never knew you neededuntil you tripped over them.
From Regency romps with weaponized scandals to epic fantasies where the Chosen One probably isn't, Verity skewers every genre trope she can get her quill on. Her stories blend absurdity, wit, and sideways logic, delivering plots that spiral gloriously out of control while somehow still hitting every satisfying emotional beat.

Whether it's historical romance, heroic quests, or gothic melodrama, no trope is safebut every adventure is written with a suspicious amount of affection for the genre she's dismantling. If you like earnest disasters, reluctant heroes, and plots that fight back, you'll find your next favorite catastrophe right here.

When she isn't orchestrating fictional disasters, Verity can be found communing with her Tufted Roman goose, Tonimuse, menace, and inspiration for all honking hijinks.