Joseph Dopp

Polite Ticks: Blood Sucking Policy Seeks Healthy Hosts (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

Are you tired of being drained by politicians who promise the world but leave your walletand your democracyon life support? Welcome to Polite-Ticks: Blood-Sucking Policy Seeks Healthy Hosts, a hilariously biting take on the parasitic nature of modern politics.

In this sharp and satirical guide, Joseph William Dopp exposes the quiet bloodsuckers of democracy: the smooth-talking politicians, relentless lobbyists, and bloated bureaucracies that siphon off freedoms and funds while pretending to work for the people. Through laugh-out-loud humor and razor-sharp insights, this book reveals the hidden world of polite-ticks and their favorite tools: bloated budgets, endless regulations, divisive rhetoric, and manipulative media distractions.

Each chapter dives deep into a different tick-like behavior, including:

• The Sweet-Talk Sedative: How polite-ticks lull us into complacency with charm and empty promises.
• The Budget Bloat: When government spending grows fatter while the rest of us carry the weight.
• The Division Drip: How polite-ticks thrive by keeping us divided while they quietly feast on our future.
• Debt Tick Drain: A deep dive into how ticks gorge on debt, leaving us weaker and them richer.
• The Ultimate Tick Detox: A step-by-step guide to removing these parasites and reclaiming democracy.

Backed by real-world examples, historical references, and a satirical flair that will leave you laughingand thinkingPolite-Ticks is both a wake-up call and a tick-removal toolkit. Whether you're a seasoned political junkie or just someone sick of the nonsense, this book offers a fresh, hilarious perspective on how to spot, call out, and ultimately remove the polite-ticks feeding off your future.

Laugh, think, and take actionbecause the only thing worse than being bitten by a tick is not noticing it until it's too late. Grab your tweezers and let's start pulling!

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Adjust Hub LLC
• Erscheinungstermin: 19. Januar 2025
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798230097907
• Artikelnr.: 72870089

Autorenporträt

Joseph William Dopp is a writer, humorist, and storyteller with a knack for tackling life's big questions through a lens of faith, wit, and raw honesty.

With years of experience exploring the intersections of relationships, spirituality, and the challenges of modern living, Joseph crafts narratives that are as insightful as they are entertaining.

A lifelong learner and adventurer, Joseph draws inspiration from the great outdoors, the intricacies of human relationships, and his personal journey of faith. You can find him mentoring others, engaging in spirited conversations about theology and life, or enjoying time with his family when he's not writing.

Joseph's passion encourages readers to live boldly, love deeply, and laugh heartily as they navigate the wild and beautiful journey of faith.