Ross C Miller

Puppy Tales -or- It's a Dog's Life -or2- How I Survive, Knowing Almost Half of My Pets Can Probably Beat Me at Chess (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

Star: (the Evil Genius) "Open up the book! Our front ends are much cuter!" Nova: (the Princess) "Mine is, anyway." Loki: (the Stud Muffin) "Umm..." Nova: "Put a leash on it Pee-Wee!" Loki: "Not so small!" Me: (the Author) "Okay, puppies. Why don't you guys save it for the inside of the book?" Star: (stating matter-of-factly) "They might as well. ...It don't get any better than this." Annie: (the Psycho-herder that adores me) "Yes, it does! Dad writes real good!" Nova: (who must always argue with Annie, regardless) "No, he doesn't." Cody: (correcting Annie's grammar ...because she can ...and will) "Real well." Nova: (because ...well ...just because) "Not that either." Me: (applying Puppy Politics and opening the back door) "Puppies go out." Puppies: (the pack heads out into the back yard to run or argue, or whatever) Yah. So. ...that's kinda how it goes. This is a book about my pack of pups - Border Collies and Shetland Sheepdogs, and a Golden Retriever. ...three of the top six breeds on the Dog IQ chart, and how I survive knowing that most of them are smarter than I am. Cody: "I prefer the term Canine Person. ...Mother let us back in through the other door."

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Distributed via Smashwords
• Seitenzahl: 368
• Erscheinungstermin: 23. Mai 2014
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9781311646699
• Artikelnr.: 54855299