Faizi

Rent-a-God (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

Rent-a-God

"God may forgive your Punya debt, but the investor never forgives missed projections."

Vicky Subramaniam is broke, living off instant noodles, and desperate for a 10x Multiplier. His solution? Rent-a-God (RaG): a revolutionary app promising FaaS (Faith-as-a-Service), allowing users to book an instant Ganesha delivery or a virtual Shiva meditation session via their phone. It's pure, cynical satireuntil a bizarrely misguided angel investor mistakes Vicky's pitch for genius and hands him $8 million.

The hustle is on. Vicky and his CTO, Gopal, launch the startup, scaling divinity with reckless abandon. But they soon discover that disrupting the spiritual market comes with catastrophic Canonical Integrity Faults (CIFs).

Chaos ensues when the real stakeholders arrive:

• Shiva, Lakshmi, and a demanding Hanuman descend into Vicky's shabby Divine Fulfillment Center, claiming Intellectual Property rights and launching a hostile takeover.
• The team is forced into a corporate merger with Heaven, navigating celestial HR, mandatory meditation clauses, and divine royalty demands.
• A sinister rival, PrayPal, backed by a shady NRI who claims to have Satan on his cap table, launches an all-out spiritual data war.

The fight culminates in a televised Supreme Court battle, "Gods vs. Rent-a-God Pvt. Ltd.," a devastating data leak that exposes the nation's most embarrassing prayer requests, and a mandate from Krishna himself: fix the crumbling Indian Railway Reservation System.

Rent-a-God is a hilarious, sprawling satire where Silicon Valley jargon collides with cosmic reality. It's the epic tale of one man who lost his funding, his ambition, and his sanity, only to achieve Canonical Alignmentand sell his entire life's work to the government for one single rupee, earning the title of Chief Faith Officer of India (CFO).

Because in the end, the ultimate exit strategy is not an IPO; it's an Epiphany.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: fAIzi
• Erscheinungstermin: 5. Oktober 2025
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798232245214
• Artikelnr.: 75595557

Autorenporträt

Pen Name: fAIzi
Genres: Mystery, Thriller, Crime, Romance, Comedy, Fiction
Tone: Witty, Intriguing, Emotionally Layered
Notable Works:

• How I Cheated Death: A Sapling's Saga
• The Toaster Protocol
• The Efficiency of Chaos: A Love Story of Spreadsheets and Samosas
• The Pune Phantom Fiasco

Faizi, known to readers as fAIzi, is a genre-bending author celebrated for blending razor-sharp wit with riveting plots. Whether it's a sentient sapling outsmarting the grim reaper, a malfunctioning toaster hiding state secrets, or a romance erupting in the crossfire between logic and chaosFaizi's books defy expectations while delivering emotional resonance and laugh-out-loud moments.

Fusing mystery, thriller, crime, romance, and comedy, Faizi has carved a niche for stories that are at once absurdly imaginative and deeply human. Every novel is a cocktail of compelling characters, quirky premises, and intelligent storytelling that keeps readers hooked from the first page to the last twist.

Faizi's work is known for:

• Complex yet lovable characters (often navigating chaos, crimes, or corporate drama)
• Cleverly layered narratives filled with suspense, secrets, and surprises
• A fine balance of humor and heart, where jokes and emotions hit with equal force
• Dialogues that sparkle with wit, making even the darkest plots charmingly readable
• Inventive world-building, where even the mundane becomes extraordinary

When not writing, Faizi is either:

• Overthinking character arcs while stirring tea
• Making spreadsheets of potential plot twists
• People-watching and pretending it's research
• Reading three books at once (one of which is probably about crime, one about love, and one completely absurd)

With a background in storytelling, tech satire, and a deeply romantic heart hiding behind sarcastic one-liners, Faizi brings both intellect and emotion to every page.