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Salty Ex's: Turn Tears Into Tequila (The Salty Ex's, #1) (eBook, ePUB)

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Produktbeschreibung

Tired of crying over someone who wasn't worth your tears? Sick of being gaslit, ghosted, or cheated on by emotionally bankrupt clowns? *The Salty Ex's: Turn Tears into Tequila* is your unapologetic roadmap to transforming heartbreak into empowerment, trauma into triumph, and bitterness into a damn good margarita.

This isn't your grandma's self-help book. Written with savage wit, venomous humor, and a shot of tequila-fueled wisdom, *The Salty Ex's* is for survivors of narcissistic discard, trauma bonds, and infidelity who are ready to trade pity parties for power moves. Author [Your Name]a battle-hardened veteran of toxic relationshipsserves up equal parts tough love and liquid courage, guiding you through the messy aftermath of betrayal with dark humor, actionable advice, and recipes strong enough to dissolve your ex's audacity.

**What's Inside:**

- **The Narcissist's Playbook Unmasked:** Decode love-bombing, devaluation, and discard tactics. Spoiler: It's not you, it's *them*.

- **Breaking Trauma Bonds:** Escape the emotional rollercoaster with no-contact strategies, boundary-setting hacks, and a "Break the Bond Margarita" for liquid courage.

- **Cheaters Exposed:** Learn why cheaters cheat (hint: it's not your thighs) and how to weaponize your indifference.

- **Tequila Therapy:** Pair healing with hydration via cocktails like the "Karma Mojito" and "Glow-Up Sunrise"because crying into wine is *so* 2023.

- **Snarky Self-Reflection:** Journaling prompts to reclaim your narrative (e.g., *"What lie did they sell you that's now dumpster fuel?"*).

**Why You'll Love It:**

- **Tone:** Think your funniest friend giving advice after three margaritasequal parts savage, supportive, and swear-heavy.

- **Empowerment Over Platitudes:** No "just love yourself" fluff. This is a revenge manual disguised as a cocktail guide.

- **For Everyone:** Whether you're fresh out of a breakup or years into healing, this book meets you where you areno judgment, just tequila.

**Perfect For Fans Of:**

- *Why Men Love Bitches* meets *Girl, Wash Your Face* with a splash of *Fleabag* energy.

- Readers who crave real talk over rainbows-and-butterflies advice.

**Final Word:**

*The Salty Ex's* isn't about moving onit's about moving *up*. Grab your glass, embrace your inner badass, and let's turn those tears into tequila. Cheers to karma, glow-ups, and living so well it ruins their day.

**Available Now**because healing pairs best with a salted rim.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Gypsylost
• Erscheinungstermin: 26. Februar 2025
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798230834380
• Artikelnr.: 73523109