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In the sleepy village of Dundlewick, where turnip sacrifices pass for entertainment and raccoons are mistaken for demons, Gareth Thornwood-a conman with a flair for theatrics-thinks he's hit the grift of a lifetime. Posing as the mighty wizard "Thaddeus the Thunderous," he scams the gullible villagers with glittery props and pizza-themed Latin... until he accidentally summons Malphagor, a mid-tier demon with a passion for corporate jargon and a killer LinkedIn profile.
Now, Gareth must juggle his crumbling facade, a sharp-eyed skeptic named Brina, and a goat-turned-libertarian-politician
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In the sleepy village of Dundlewick, where turnip sacrifices pass for entertainment and raccoons are mistaken for demons, Gareth Thornwood-a conman with a flair for theatrics-thinks he's hit the grift of a lifetime. Posing as the mighty wizard "Thaddeus the Thunderous," he scams the gullible villagers with glittery props and pizza-themed Latin... until he accidentally summons Malphagor, a mid-tier demon with a passion for corporate jargon and a killer LinkedIn profile.

Now, Gareth must juggle his crumbling facade, a sharp-eyed skeptic named Brina, and a goat-turned-libertarian-politician named Gary, all while surviving Malphagor's "professional development" bootcamp. But when the Demon Council audits their chaos and a reality-eating entity called the Great Maw threatens to devour the village, this mismatched trio must pull off the ultimate con: saving the world (and maybe their souls).

Packed with snarky demons, unionizing raccoons, and spells that backfire spectacularly, The Accidental Summoner is a riotous blend of Terry Pratchett's wit, The Office's cringe humor, and a dash of hellish bureaucracy. Perfect for fans of irreverent fantasy who've ever wondered what would happen if a demon HR rep tried to fix your life.


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Autorenporträt
Oh, hello there! In case you missed it, my name is Julie and I am a writer.

I'd like to say that it's nearly impossible to write about myself. There's a lot that I'm passionate about and/or afraid of that'll never fit in a box. That being said, below are a few things about me that you may or may not find interesting. So pull up a chair and unwind a little. I'm glad you're here.

My Philosophy: I never half-ass anything. If I make an effort, I give it everything I have. I give my whole ass. I don't expect that from others, but that's just how I roll. I'm a firm believer that anything worth doing is worth doing well.

Embarking on a nearly two-decade adventure as a storyteller, I pour my heart and soul into crafting vibrant worlds that traverse an array of genres. Whether it's satirical fantasy with hilarious endings, sci-fi thrillers that make your adrenaline race, or the heart-pounding chill of horror, I craft every scene with meticulous detail.

This ethos fuels my passion for storytelling. Over the years, I've self-published over 25 books (in both ebook and paperback format), including deeply personal nonfiction works about raising Irish twins and the profound impact of child loss.

You'll find me cheering louder than the coaches for my beloved Washington Capitals, Texas Rangers, or Green Bay Packers (in that order). I'll bet on a good underdog storyboth in sports and at the roulette table.

My Entourage: My saintly husband (Aaron), second oldest son (Todd), mother-in-law (Theresa), brother-in-law (Topher), and two cats (General Binx and Captain Ovechkin) perched on top of the fridge silently critiquing my life choices.

P.S. If we ever meet, skip the flowers. A perfectly timed eye-roll says "I care" way better. 🖤

On yeah, I'm based in Loveland, Coloradowhere the mountains sure look pretty.