Thomas Corfield

The Alchemists Of Vra (The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, #3) (eBook, ePUB)

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Produktbeschreibung

In which the world's governments are threatened by a fanatical cat with a disturbing cushion obsession.

When Oscar Teabag-Dooven stumbles across an arrogant bard named the Dodosette and the beautiful cat Vaasi-Vee, he unearths a plot to plunge the world into darkness. After some begging, lots of snow and an industrial vat of soup, the three animals argue all the way to the infamous land of Vra to do something about it. They did not, however, anticipate having to fight invisible Rottweilers, smash kitchens to pieces, lick frozen cars or fund taxi drivers' sisters' eye operations. But for Oscar Teabag-Dooven, such things are n't unusual. Except, perhaps, the bit about licking cars.

"Corfield keeps you guessing until the end, and then for some time afterwards." - Nathan Fueruer, Uninsurable.

"These books are like a bad meal: in poor taste and unfinished." - Oleg Vanastanovitski, Russian Mafia Hitman (unconvicted).

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Thomas Corfield
• Erscheinungstermin: 25. Januar 2016
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9781310818561
• Artikelnr.: 44626049

Autorenporträt

Thomas Corfield was born in London several years ago, definitely before last Thursday. This was a good year for all concerned, and for him in particular, because without it, later years would mean little. He owes a lot to that first year, and now lives because of it in undisclosed locations after having successfully absconded from probation. Although he finds making friends difficult, this is only because no one likes him. Including his mother, who didn't bother giving him a name until he was nine. His solicitor describes him as having an allergy to apostrophes and an aversion to punctuation that borders on pathological. This makes the popularity of his books all the more remarkable. At least it would if there was any. But there isn't. So it doesn't. He was recently interviewed in Joomag's Meals of Food magazine, which didn't help anyone.