Faizi

The Cat, the Quantum, and the Cat-astrophe (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

What do you get when you cross a quantum-fluctuating housecat, a mythological database meltdown, and a motivational quote epidemic?

Eliot 9 isn't your average cat. He's part deity, part software glitch, and entirely too opinionated for a cosmic being. One moment he's lounging across dimensions, the next, he's buffering reality itself with the grace of a cat meme caught in a data storm.

When a tea-sipping, kombucha-wielding Granny Loop accidentally reboots the Mythospherethe cosmic database of all ancient storieschaos breaks loose across the multiverse. Suddenly, Vikings are pitching start-ups in Silicon Valley, Anubis is running HR, and dragons are lawyering up for copyright violations. Worst of all? A mysterious software entity known as "The Patch" is rewriting ancient myths into chirpy motivational slogans, turning epics into Instagram captions.

Eliot, along with a punctuation mark named Interrobango!, a shapeshifter who can only turn into things no one's ever imagined (usually inconveniently), and a council of forgotten folklore beings, must navigate overthinking zones, obsolete meme realms, and existential black holes to stop the universe from being overwritten by inspirational posters.

Expect:

• Metaphysical meows
• Self-aware satire
• Weaponized irony
• Heroic punctuation
• And a surprising number of tuna jokes

Can a cosmic cat save the universe from being optimized to death? Or will everything become a soulless blend of buzzwords and branding?

The Cat, the Quantum, and the Cat-astrophe is a genre-defying sci-fi comedy about narrative entropy, cosmic bureaucracy, and the beautiful absurdity of stories that refuse to behave.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: fAIzi
• Erscheinungstermin: 2. Juni 2025
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798231476732
• Artikelnr.: 74339973

Autorenporträt

Pen Name: fAIzi
Genres: Mystery, Thriller, Crime, Romance, Comedy, Fiction
Tone: Witty, Intriguing, Emotionally Layered
Notable Works:

• How I Cheated Death: A Sapling's Saga
• The Toaster Protocol
• The Efficiency of Chaos: A Love Story of Spreadsheets and Samosas
• The Pune Phantom Fiasco

Faizi, known to readers as fAIzi, is a genre-bending author celebrated for blending razor-sharp wit with riveting plots. Whether it's a sentient sapling outsmarting the grim reaper, a malfunctioning toaster hiding state secrets, or a romance erupting in the crossfire between logic and chaosFaizi's books defy expectations while delivering emotional resonance and laugh-out-loud moments.

Fusing mystery, thriller, crime, romance, and comedy, Faizi has carved a niche for stories that are at once absurdly imaginative and deeply human. Every novel is a cocktail of compelling characters, quirky premises, and intelligent storytelling that keeps readers hooked from the first page to the last twist.

Faizi's work is known for:

• Complex yet lovable characters (often navigating chaos, crimes, or corporate drama)
• Cleverly layered narratives filled with suspense, secrets, and surprises
• A fine balance of humor and heart, where jokes and emotions hit with equal force
• Dialogues that sparkle with wit, making even the darkest plots charmingly readable
• Inventive world-building, where even the mundane becomes extraordinary

When not writing, Faizi is either:

• Overthinking character arcs while stirring tea
• Making spreadsheets of potential plot twists
• People-watching and pretending it's research
• Reading three books at once (one of which is probably about crime, one about love, and one completely absurd)

With a background in storytelling, tech satire, and a deeply romantic heart hiding behind sarcastic one-liners, Faizi brings both intellect and emotion to every page.