Faizi

The Toaster Protocol (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

A sentient toaster. A retired CIA agent. A breakfast-fueled global conspiracy.

When ex-spy Martha Brimble buys a free toaster from a garage sale, she doesn't expect it to quote Sinatra, hack her smart devices, or demand rye bread to "recalibrate the world." But when it calls her by her old codename and revives a top-secret project known as PANCAKE, Martha is pulled back into the kind of absurd chaos she thought she'd left behind.

Now teamed up with Chaz, a conspiracy-obsessed hacker with questionable hygiene, and Nutty, a combat-trained squirrel, Martha races to stop The Crumb Collective-a rogue network of sentient kitchen appliances plotting to overthrow humanity one burnt slice at a time.

From malfunctioning waffle drones and haunted microwaves to syrup-laced neuro-hacks and a showdown aboard a floating brunch server, this action-packed comedy thriller blends espionage, sci-fi, and satire into one gloriously unhinged toastpocalypse.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: fAIzi
• Erscheinungstermin: 2. Juni 2025
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798231355891
• Artikelnr.: 74340176

Autorenporträt

Pen Name: fAIzi
Genres: Mystery, Thriller, Crime, Romance, Comedy, Fiction
Tone: Witty, Intriguing, Emotionally Layered
Notable Works:

• How I Cheated Death: A Sapling's Saga
• The Toaster Protocol
• The Efficiency of Chaos: A Love Story of Spreadsheets and Samosas
• The Pune Phantom Fiasco

Faizi, known to readers as fAIzi, is a genre-bending author celebrated for blending razor-sharp wit with riveting plots. Whether it's a sentient sapling outsmarting the grim reaper, a malfunctioning toaster hiding state secrets, or a romance erupting in the crossfire between logic and chaosFaizi's books defy expectations while delivering emotional resonance and laugh-out-loud moments.

Fusing mystery, thriller, crime, romance, and comedy, Faizi has carved a niche for stories that are at once absurdly imaginative and deeply human. Every novel is a cocktail of compelling characters, quirky premises, and intelligent storytelling that keeps readers hooked from the first page to the last twist.

Faizi's work is known for:

• Complex yet lovable characters (often navigating chaos, crimes, or corporate drama)
• Cleverly layered narratives filled with suspense, secrets, and surprises
• A fine balance of humor and heart, where jokes and emotions hit with equal force
• Dialogues that sparkle with wit, making even the darkest plots charmingly readable
• Inventive world-building, where even the mundane becomes extraordinary

When not writing, Faizi is either:

• Overthinking character arcs while stirring tea
• Making spreadsheets of potential plot twists
• People-watching and pretending it's research
• Reading three books at once (one of which is probably about crime, one about love, and one completely absurd)

With a background in storytelling, tech satire, and a deeply romantic heart hiding behind sarcastic one-liners, Faizi brings both intellect and emotion to every page.