Faizi

The World's First Useless Superhero Academy (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

Welcome to Blunderbolt Academy, the world's first training school for... well... "gifted" individuals with completely useless superpowers.

Meet Arlo "Almost" Anderson, a 15-year-old whose power is almost useful but never helpful:
He can turn invisiblebut only in total darkness.
If there's even 1% light, he just looks like a confused mime stuck in a blackout.

At Blunderbolt Academy, Arlo meets the most spectacularly un-super bunch of heroes ever accidentally created:

• Tomato Titan can turn any tomato into a slightly bigger tomato.
• Miss Whisperwave can talk to plants... but they only respond with insults.
• DJ SleepMix any song he sings automatically becomes a lullaby and knocks people out.
• Static Stanley permanently charged with static electricity; his hugs are deadly... but not in a cool superhero way.
• The Human USB can identify any charging cable in the dark... and gets bullied by wireless devices.

They train under Principal Thunderpants (yes, that's his legal name), a retired superhero who once saved the world from a malfunctioning popcorn machine. He believes that "Every superpower is useful... if you squint hard enough and lower your expectations."

Life is fun, chaotic, and harmless until one day, all real superheroes go on a vacation cruise sponsored by a villain as a trap. The world is left defenseless, and the villain unleashes disaster after disaster.

Now the fate of humanity lies in the hands of the Useless Squad who have never passed a single test, can't control their powers, and once burned down the cafeteria by trying to microwave soup for 14 hours.

Can this hilariously hopeless team accidentally save the world?

Or will they sleep-lullaby, static-shock, plant-insult, and tomato-throw Earth into even bigger chaos?

This book is a rollercoaster of humor, heart, and heroic accidents proving that even the "useless" can be unexpectedly amazing.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: fAIzi
• Erscheinungstermin: 28. Oktober 2025
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798232545529
• Artikelnr.: 75770473

Autorenporträt

Pen Name: fAIzi
Genres: Mystery, Thriller, Crime, Romance, Comedy, Fiction
Tone: Witty, Intriguing, Emotionally Layered
Notable Works:

• How I Cheated Death: A Sapling's Saga
• The Toaster Protocol
• The Efficiency of Chaos: A Love Story of Spreadsheets and Samosas
• The Pune Phantom Fiasco

Faizi, known to readers as fAIzi, is a genre-bending author celebrated for blending razor-sharp wit with riveting plots. Whether it's a sentient sapling outsmarting the grim reaper, a malfunctioning toaster hiding state secrets, or a romance erupting in the crossfire between logic and chaosFaizi's books defy expectations while delivering emotional resonance and laugh-out-loud moments.

Fusing mystery, thriller, crime, romance, and comedy, Faizi has carved a niche for stories that are at once absurdly imaginative and deeply human. Every novel is a cocktail of compelling characters, quirky premises, and intelligent storytelling that keeps readers hooked from the first page to the last twist.

Faizi's work is known for:

• Complex yet lovable characters (often navigating chaos, crimes, or corporate drama)
• Cleverly layered narratives filled with suspense, secrets, and surprises
• A fine balance of humor and heart, where jokes and emotions hit with equal force
• Dialogues that sparkle with wit, making even the darkest plots charmingly readable
• Inventive world-building, where even the mundane becomes extraordinary

When not writing, Faizi is either:

• Overthinking character arcs while stirring tea
• Making spreadsheets of potential plot twists
• People-watching and pretending it's research
• Reading three books at once (one of which is probably about crime, one about love, and one completely absurd)

With a background in storytelling, tech satire, and a deeply romantic heart hiding behind sarcastic one-liners, Faizi brings both intellect and emotion to every page.