Z. E. Lancaster

Vitals are Stable, but I'm Not: How to Survive Nursing School and Avoid Crying in the Supply Closet (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

Welcome to nursing schoolwhere caffeine is your lifeline, sleep is a distant memory, and your ability to suppress panic is just as important as your GPA.

If you're about to start nursing school (or you're knee-deep in it and wondering what fresh hell you've signed up for), this book is your new best friend. Vitals Are Stable, But I'm Not is the brutally honest, laugh-out-loud survival guide that tells you what nursing professors won'tlike how to make it through clinicals without looking like a lost puppy, why NCLEX questions are written by evil masterminds, and how to keep your cool when your patient (or instructor) starts spiraling.

Inside this book, you'll find:

• How to pass exams without selling your soul to caffeine gods
• The truth about clinicals (spoiler: it's not Grey's Anatomy)
• Mastering test questions designed to make you doubt your existence
• Coping mechanisms for when your brain says "I quit" halfway through a shift
• What actually mattersand what you can 100% stop stressing over

This book is not just another dry study guide filled with bullet points and "be sure to get enough rest" advice (ha, sure). It's a real talk, no-BS roadmap from someone who's been there, survived, and lived to tell the talescomplete with sarcasm, practical strategies, and the occasional existential crisis.

If you're looking for a straight-talking, slightly unhinged, and ridiculously helpful guide to surviving nursing school without completely losing your mind, you just found it.

Because nursing school is hard, but laughing through the chaos makes it a little easier.

Perfect for:

• Nursing students who need help, humor, and possibly an IV drip of coffee
• Nursing school survivors who still have PTSD from pharmacology exams
• Friends and family who want to understand why their loved one is constantly exhausted and muttering about care plans

Grab your copy nowbefore your next test makes you reconsider your life choices!

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Z. E. Lancaster
• Erscheinungstermin: 20. Februar 2025
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798230231936
• Artikelnr.: 73429603

Autorenporträt

Z. E. Lancaster once thought nursing school would be about saving lives, making a difference, and looking effortlessly competent while wielding a stethoscope. Instead, she discovered that it's mostly about functioning on caffeine, answering test questions designed by Satan himself, and learning how to keep a straight face when a patient asks, "So, do you even know what you're doing?"

After years of surviving both the trenches of nursing school and the chaos of real-world nursing, Dr. Lancaster decided to write the book she wishes someone had handed her before she started this wild ride. With a sharp wit and an unhealthy attachment to her favorite penlight, she's spent her career helping nursing students survive exams, clinicals, and the slow erosion of their will to live during night shifts.

When she's not dispensing tough love and sarcastic wisdom, Dr. Lancaster can be found consuming an alarming amount of coffee, diagnosing people in and eyeballing juicy veins in grocery store lines, and aggressively avoiding hospital potlucks.